Peyton Cabral
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local dude Grant Brentfield wouldn’t shut the hell up about being brutally attacked with a knife just…
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Reuben Blanchard
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local metalhead and rabid Carcass fan Nick Patterson was shocked to learn that despite how it sounds,…
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Trevor Graham
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LOS ANGELES — A mosquito that landed on the arm of NOFX frontman Fat Mike and sucked his blood says…
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Tim Sheard
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RICHMOND, Va. — Banished Scumdogs of the Universe and legendary heavy metal band GWAR are reportedly planning on releasing a…
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CHICAGO — Local metalhead and avid drinker Stephen Mullins realized he needs to donate increasingly larger amounts of blood and…
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Tim Sheard
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JERUSALEM — The Israeli government and Hamas agreed to a humanitarian ceasefire after the IDF realized needed time to receive…
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Ryan Dondero
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EASTON, Pa. — Art supply company, Crayola, is releasing a new crayon color named “Hammer Smashed Face Red” to coincide…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK — The medical staff at New York Presbyterian Hospital are facing allegations of medical malpractice after a botched…
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Krissy Howard
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Each week, The Hard Times takes a look back at a classic album, some of which are easier to find…
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John Danek
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Hey. Hi! Yep, you’re reading the sticker over my left nipple correctly. It says “BLOOD DONOR HERO”. I made it…
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