I’ve been a fan of Mike Patton my entire life, and I was ready to do absolutely anything to have the man be witness to…
NEW YORK — A group of admittedly “horned-up” and “desperate” ornithologists confessed that the majority of questionable bird names were direct results of their uncontrollable…
Just Give Me an Address, and I’ll Scare Your Birds Away, Free of Charge (Guest Column by Gary Busey)
Just Give Me an Address, and I’ll Scare Your Birds Away, Free of Charge (Guest Column by Gary Busey)
Are you inundated by the screams of seagulls outside your house wanting revenge for something you said? Are you worried that a Canadian goose is…
Birds. They’re majestic, they’re symbolic, they’re entirely made up. As anyone in the know knows, all birds were eradicated by the early ’70s and replaced…
Listen, I know we all have things that we’ve accomplished in our lives and I would never deliberately try to talk down to anyone, even…
With the price of eggs continuing to soar, many consumers are naturally looking for cost-saving alternatives. Well, we wish we could tell you that vegan…
CORPUS CHRISTI, TEXAS — An overloaded barge containing nearly fifty thousand gallons of coconut oil spilled into the Gulf Of Mexico causing over 300 species…
SALEM, Ore. — Droves of musicians unable to finish career-defining albums due to the distractions of modern life have begun their annual migration north to…
AUBERRY, Calif. — A local woodpecker, ignoring the desperate pleas of parents, continued to go completely apeshit on a tree that was planted in memory…
Every morning, I wake up and lay in bed, thinking about how my day is going to go while listening to the birds sing their…
Some people climb rocks for fun. Others pass time crafting needlepoint creations. Still, others like to observe birds. This last group is a bunch of…
FERNDALE, Mich. — Amateur woodworker Larry Tashlin finished his latest birdhouse last night, complete with a functioning, and admittedly adorable, little basement venue at the…