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Aging Metalhead Mistakenly Thinks He Can Still Fit in Wedding Battle Vest

Robert John Scucci • May 3, 2024

PITTSBURGH – Aging metalhead Derek Vance made the mistake of trying to slip into his wedding battle vest to celebrate…

Punk Sews Slightly Larger Patch Over Canceled Band’s Logo

Audrey Vieira • February 19, 2024

BALTIMORE — Local punk Ricky Turnbull disavowed disgraced pop punk band Finisher’s Medal by covering their once-prominent patch on his…

How To Look Punk Even Though You Wake Up at Decent Hour Every Day and Treat Your Body With Respect

Harley Murgatroyd • March 10, 2022

So the long nights of partying, getting wasted, and 2 am Taco Bell have taken a toll on your aging,…