The best thing about music, whether it be punk or metal or any genre of music that has been around long enough to establish strong…
TOLEDO, Ohio — Local nu metal guitarist and longtime imbecile Mike “Grundbutter” Hobbes of Synapse Flux somehow managed to lose his pick inside his electric…
Imagine the thrill of naming your band—dusting off that old notebook jam-packed full of names, a world full of possibilities. I’m sure there are some…
Every state thinks they have the best metal band around. They also think your state has the worst metal band ever. Are you gonna let…
Colorado has a reputation for having a population of active, happy people doing active, happy things in their beautiful state. It’s also known for hippies.…
Before we start listing ten underrated albums from ten underrated Epitaph Records bands in alphabetical order for all of you Mensa members below, we will…
Despite what one may think, nobody, not even you, knows exactly what the hell post-hardcore is. Please stop lying. However, some of you, but not…
SPRINGFIELD, Va. – The local community was devastated after video surfaced of Allan McTerry, owner of Narcolepsy Record Shop, coming across as a total poser;…
There will always be bands that hog the spotlight while others are left to snack on the meager scraps of glory. Unfortunately, while many of…
It certainly seems like it was a trend in the ‘80s and ‘90s for punk and hardcore bands to have their own theme song named…
When you think of Boston music, you may think of mainstream dad-rock like “Sweet Emotion” or “More Than A Feeling.” And it turns out that’s…
Fictional bands in movies and tv shows are subject to heavy scrutiny. It’s a mixed bag, quality-wise. Some are notable stinkers, while most fall somewhere…
College. These are the good ol’ days if you were a loser in high school and then continued being a loser after college. There’s so…
Ah, the Garden State. To know her is to marginally tolerate her out of necessity. The taxes, the corrupt politicians, the odor; it’s really got…
There are millions of happy, self-actualized people out there using BetterHelp, TalkSpace, or immersion therapy in some sparsely-decorated office next to a failing pizza parlor.…