Ryan Dondero
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I just didn’t realize Chicago was that big. Like, sure, I’ve heard “Saturday in the Park” and “If You Leave…
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Steve Packosky
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Garage punk band Diarrhea Planet issued an apology for releasing good music after having chosen such an…
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Tyler Roland
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TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M. — Local psychedelic rock band P_Floyd8732486 revealed that they arrived at their unusual name after discovering…
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Peter Woods
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Is there a bigger time suck in this world than trying to come up with a new band name? Every…
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Robert Butler
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local Hüsker Dü fan Paul Mallard quietly celebrated the 10-year anniversary of never saying their band name aloud…
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Max Barth
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CLEVELAND, Ohio. — Pop rock band Goo Goo Dolls were once again voted “Third Best Band With ‘Goo Goo’ in…
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John Danek
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“Never judge a book by its cover” is the type of thing a dickhead teacher says to a student to…
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James Knapp
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CALABASAS, Caif. - Local indie band, currently performing under the recent moniker Parkitect, were once again unable to stick with…
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Matt McInerney
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OSLO, Norway — Members of the black metal band Flesheating Cadaver are reportedly entirely unaware that they have accidentally chosen…
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Kevin Hufe
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CLEVELAND — Local frontman and full-time IT specialist Kirk Lawson alerted members of his band Nuggitzz that they would once…
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