The human brain is a truly remarkable piece of matter. From this seemingly unthinking collection of tissues and proteins emerges an inexplicably powerful force that…
Just before America bled and shortly after Y2K failed, the 21st century started with a rock/roll bang, or whimper depending upon which of you miscreants…
Go ahead and throw on a pair of thick, soft mittens or find a nice plush bath towel to place on your forehead because this…
The Avengers: Earth’s mightiest heroes, super-powered beings dedicated to using their extraordinary gifts to protect the Earth. And on September 11th, 2001, they were curiously…
MOORE, Ok. – The country music world was saddened today by the news that country star Toby Keith lost his battle with cancer, a passing…
G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless, terrorist…
No one can deny that McDonald’s is one of the most successful, recognizable, and beloved businesses in American history. We can all agree that the…
The attacks on September 11, 2001 forever changed the United States, and American popular culture was not immune, particularly music. In the days following the…
Nowadays, just about every animal on the planet is critically endangered. But which ones are empirically in trouble? We did the math using the only…
HOLLYWOOD, Fla. — Former president and disgraced for-profit university owner Donald Trump revealed that he will commemorate the brave men and women who fought during…
NBC’s “Friends” remains one of the most successful sitcoms in television history, breaking ratings records throughout its run and maintaining a “hot commodity” status on…
Coronavirus can’t melt steel beams, sheeple! Have you got that through your thick skulls yet? It must be hard when your cognitive functioning is fucked…
CHICAGO — Comedian and actor Steve Rannazzisi lent condolences to fans of beloved songwriter and visual artist Daniel Johnston, who died late Tuesday night of…
NAPLES, Fla. — A dinner party last night was left in tatters after an anti-vaccination activist and 9/11 truther used the event as a forum…
NEW YORK — Inventor and former Weezer fan Dr. Stanley Tankowitz successfully time travelled last week to September 10, 2001, to warn Americans that Weezer…