Chris Bowen
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AUBURN, N.Y. — Local metalhead Stew Benendez came to the realization he could no longer headbang the way he used…
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Ben Friedman
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ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Local 41-year-old Teddy Moore is being hailed as a hero after multiple witnesses confirmed he attended…
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Members of legendary New York Hardcore bands Malicious Destruction, Malfeasance, and Genghis debuted music from their new…
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Nathan Kamal
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 42-year-old Mitch Hensley, a self-proclaimed supporter of the Portland scene, is concerned that he has already…
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Trevor Graham
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 42-year-old punk Chet Roberts, who has spent the last 27 years living day-to-day in suspended teenage…
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Kyle Donley
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FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Uber driver Jehu Maboul had absolutely no clue what his passenger Darren Blaylock was going on about…
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Mike Maher
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Local 43-year-old man Reggie Ferns believed it was harder to make friends in his 40s despite not…
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Dan Kozuh
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MADISON, Wis. — Local screen printer Peter Taylor admitted he could really use the $10 check his grandmother would send…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANAHEIM, Cali. — Local middle-aged man Shawn Hampton felt the full effects of venti Starbucks cold-brew and told friends that…
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Amber Scala
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Legendary Terror frontman Scott Vogel was caught incessantly checking his Fitbit watch while pacing back and forth…
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