29. The Shins
Natalie Portman once said in a movie “this song will change your life” before playing a Shins song. But I think it would’ve been more effective if she put on “Party Hard.” This is primarily why “Garden State” didn’t age well.
28. Hoobastank
I really want to like a band called Hoobastank but unfortunately their music and vocals always crush that dream.
27. Kraftwerk
Kraftwerk is just a bunch of calculator sounds set to music. Andrew would really give them that human element the band needs.
26. Thirty Seconds to Mars
I think we can all agree that the less Jared Leto we have in our lives, the better.
25. Bon Iver
I don’t know if Andrew has the ability to whisper through a song, but I’m willing to test it out if it means there’d be more acoustic songs advocating for a party.
24. Spice Girls
Just imagine: Sporty Spice, Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Posh Spice, Baby Spice, and Party Spice.
23. The White Stripes
Jack Black is always wearing weird hats. Musically speaking, I’m not ok with that.
22. Gorillaz
The world needs more cartoon Andrew W.K.
21. Dead Kennedys
Jello Biafra sang way too much about government and capitalism and not enough about getting wet.