LOS ANGELES — Kanye West followed up a Nazi-glorifying rant on ‘X’ today by announcing the surprise release of his newest studio album “Austrian Art School Dropout,” sources confirmed.
“’Austrian Art School Dropout’ is a concept album about a misunderstood genius living in Austria in 1907, and the sinister Illuminati forces that conspired to keep him out of art school but ultimately couldn’t keep his greatness down—and that young genius’ name? Yedolf Yitler,” shouted West into a megaphone spinning from a ceiling fan. “I even traveled back in time with the infinite power of my mind to play this album for baby Hitler and he was all ‘goo goo gaga, thank you Ye for sonically hitting me with this supreme knowledge.’ You’re welcome baby Hitler, I love you, I wish I could breastfeed you.”
The new album is supported by guest features ranging from Ted Nugent to rising MAGA rapper Yung Goebbels, but was released to mostly negative reviews that labeled it ‘technically competent’ but ‘kinda full of Nazi shit’.
“The concept album starts off with the forceful ‘Yetzkrieg,’ featuring a driving drum beat cleverly sampled from goose-stepping soldiers at the Nuremberg Rally, before returning back to the main character’s early art school beginnings with ‘Two Words (Mein Kampf)’,” said music critic Nate Kohler. “But by the time you get to ‘Führer Walks’ and ‘New Final Workout Solution’ it gets kind of difficult to separate the art from the genocidal Austrian artist.”
Shadow-President Elon Musk reportedly took issue with Kanye labeling him a ‘bandwagon Nazi’ after discovering a diss track titled ‘When The Berlin Wall Falls Down’.
“As a longtime supporter of Kanye and a defender of his free speech on X I feel completely betrayed that he would call me something as disgusting as a ‘Bandwagon Nazi’ when I have clearly been a fan of Hitler long before it was cool,” said Musk, pointing to the hundreds of hours he sunk into the single-player Nazi campaign in ‘Call of Duty’. “He even started the song with a skit that goes ‘Elon, I’mma let you finish but Hitler had one of the best genocides of all time’ which is so unfair when I’ve only had one month in power and Hitler had a whole decade.”
Shortly after the news broke, Kayne announced his next album would be a synth-fueled neo-nazi concept album, “1488s and Deep States.”