19. Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz
Tripping with someone whose hands keep changing into different animal parts could be hilarious or horrifying. I guess I would roll the dice.
18. A Ryan Seacrest Type
I wouldn’t share them with him, I would just take a heroic dose and laugh at the very concept of this guy for 6 hours.
17. Angelica Buenaventura
Who wouldn’t want to take drugs with the star of every John Hughs porn parody? “Titty in Pink,” “The Breakfast Chub,” “Homo Bone,” “Penis Beuller Gets Off,” “Planes, Trains, and Auto-Erotic Mobiles,” “Sixteen Cans,” “Cum Kind of Wonderful”…
16. Guy
Guy is one of the few characters on the show who can be called emotionally supportive. He’s solid, but he loses a few points because he would try to convince you to move to Chicago which no one should ever do.
15. Gina Cazador
Gina didn’t make it out of a romantic relationship with BoJack Horseman unscathed, nobody does, but she survived and in some ways thrived. If you’re going to do a drug that can make you stare into the abyss, you want someone as strong as her with you.
14. Wanda Pierce
Let’s do drugs, ‘80s style! No, I don’t mean cocaine. Tripping with this coma victim would be like living in a VH1 nostalgia clip show except Michael Ian Black wouldn’t be there. Not half bad!
13. Charlotte Carson
Something about her whole Arizona turquoise mom vibe tells me Charlotte knows how to have a good mushroom trip.
12. Kyle Carson
You would have to be tripping to find any of Kyle’s dad jokes funny, but once you are tripping, god damn are they funny.
11. Kelsey Jannings
Kelsey is real. Like, brooding meditative character study about lesbian bookshop owners with cancer real. Tripping with her wouldn’t be fun per se, but I bet you would learn a lot about yourself.
10. Herb Kazzaz
Tripping with Herb would be an absolute blast. He would just do bits with you the entire time! Just don’t try to apologize for the worst thing you’ve ever done to him, because he will leave you absolutely eviscerated.
9. Princess Carolyn
Possibly the safest trip companion on this list, Princess Carolyn might not have a good time but you can be damned sure she’ll put out every fire your drugged-up ass sets, literally and figuratively.
8. Lenny Turteltaub
As a turtle, Lenny has been in show business since literally the beginning. He’s got juicy stories on every actor from Johnny Depp to John Wilks Booth. I would just kick back and let him go.
7. Vincent Adultman
When he’s not busy going to stock market to do a business, Vincent Adultman knows how to have a good time. Sometimes tripping is all about having a time out and thinking about your behavior.
6. Paige Sinclar/Maximillian Banks
“Chief, I’ve got a scoop hotter than an L. A blacktop on the 4th of July — famous reporters trip the life fantastic and experiences ego death!” This crack reporter team based on old fast-talking Hollywood characters is sort of divisive amongst BoJack fans but I say give me that all day. There is truly nothing more amusing than the way witty characters used to talk in the ‘40s.
5. Diane
Sure she can be pretty depressed at times, but we’ve actually seen Diane trip before and she gets into it! She’s down to have deep conversations about life the universe and everything, binge bad TV shows or sit in silence on a roof together for excruciatingly long periods of time. She’s like a tripping Swiss army knife!
4. Judah
All of the fun of tripping with your prog-rock friend with none of the weaknesses because if anyone in the BoJack universe has their shit together it’s Judah. Plus if you’re going to do drugs (and I am, time and time again) it’s always good to be with someone who can talk to the cops.
3. Margo Martindale
Tripping with renowned character actress Margo Martindale would be goddamned epic. Things might get crazy and dangerous, she may even go on a murder spree but it would be worth it. Her lifelong dedication to exploring the human condition, commitment, and ride-or-die energy puts her high on this list.
2. Mr. Peanutbutter
A walking, talking, golden retriever good-vibes machine who wants to be your Birthday Dad. Hanging with Mr. Peanutbuter would practically be a cheat code for a good trip. “Am I the closing song to “Dirty Dancing”? Because I am having the time of my life!” I just can’t give him the top spot because of his views on fracking and the outside chance that he breaks up with someone and becomes Sad Dog.
1. Todd Chavez
It’s gotta be Todd, right? He is the Tao, the uncarved block. I don’t know if you’ve ever eaten mushrooms before but a lot of the time is spent going “You know what they should make?” and then saying the dumbest thing in the world, so yeah, it’s Todd.