Skyler Hanrath
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. started his workday with a massive rip from…
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Shane Pauker
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DENVER — Minimalists Mark Blake and Tara Owens expressed no interest in adding other partners to their relationship, sources in…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN FRANCISCO — New app Patriotreads, a conservative take on the popular social cataloguing platform Goodreads, only had the Bible…
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Steve Packosky
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OMAHA, Neb. — Hazy Cave, a microbrew you purchased at local bar Lucky’s, was the worst beer you had ever…
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Cam Berkowitz
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WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was greeted with boos, jeers, and obscenities upon making a rare visit to the…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — A local man’s decision to replace their rotting teeth with shiny white veneers backfired as they turned out…
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Steve Packosky
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PULLMAN, Wash. — Sovereign citizen Ken Rodgers made an exception to his lifestyle of not contributing to the government with…
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Jay Leon Feder
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local barista Mark Redmound was fired from his barista position last month for failing to display his…
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Samuel Abraham
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SAN FRANCISCO — The absolute worst person you know has unfortunately happened upon the phrase “living my truth” and is…
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Nick Brandt
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ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that this cold and flu season, the general public should…
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