Dan Rice
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NEW YORK — President elect Donald J. Trump returned to Twitter to complain about three spirits who allegedly visited him…
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Dan Bookbinder
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local man Eric Palermo revealed himself to be a total poser after wearing a CBGB T-shirt despite…
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Sean Mullee
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LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Local pit boss Ralph MacQuery created a sense of chaos and turmoil when he suddenly hoisted a…
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Zachary Wolf
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Hey, that’s a sweet OFF! hoodie you got there! You seem like you’re a big fan. I’m the band’s manager…
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Nathan Kamal
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I have always done the proper, motherly thing and put my child's needs before my own. Yet I have been…
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Bobby Korec
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ANTIGO, Wis. — Members of local hardcore band Body Parts ousted frontman Jay Terrold after he failed to make the…
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Jon Wood
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LOS ANGELES — Rancid frontman Tim Armstrong recently underwent elective surgery to remove several ribs that long prevented him from…
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Chris Bowen
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BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — Legendary hardcore band Hatebreed were spotted congregating around their very own fiery band logo to kick back…
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James Knapp
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LAWRENCE, Kan. — Former chimpanzee handler Scott Guiles is reportedly thriving following his recent career transition to manager for the…
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Joe Rumrill
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BRISTOL, Conn. — Embarrassed members of sludge-punk band Grinch Meat are allegedly kicking themselves after forgetting an apostrophe and ordering…
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