Mark Turner
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December 23, 2015
PEORIA, Ill. — Local skinhead Melinda “Rude Girl” Rodriguez was unwittingly conscripted into service at a nearby Target when she…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 22, 2015
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Local frontman Spencer Wilt made an impassioned declaration to ISIS "and other terrorist groups," clarifying that religious extremists of any…
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Ray McMillin
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December 21, 2015
LODI, N.J. - To celebrate the band's 138th lineup, original bassist Jerry Only is offering "three lucky Fiends" a chance to buy…
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Contributor
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December 18, 2015
GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Despite knowing the show would be in direct competition with the theatrical release of the highly anticipated…
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Contributor
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December 17, 2015
WASHINGTON - Reports of Bill Murray's recent, surprising career change to Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission are suddenly…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 17, 2015
BREAKING: Early reports indicate your Malaysian Facebook friend wants your defunct high-school band, Pig Abortions, to "come tour [Malaysia] already." The…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 16, 2015
AUSTIN, Texas - In a blatant display of entitlement, touring band Cheap Shot reportedly demanded legal, minted U.S. dollars -- in virtually any…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 15, 2015
JAMAICA PLAIN, Mass. - Silver-tongued punk Victor Gross resorted to complimenting a band he genuinely hated in hopes it would help…
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Ray McMillin
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December 11, 2015
LAS VEGAS — Kate Swanson, a local suburban mother and former Plasmatics tribute-band vocalist, was "humiliated" to be seen in public…
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Ian Fishman
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December 9, 2015
MOUNT PLEASANT, S.C. – Further fueling a Presidential campaign marked by personal attacks and antagonism, Republican frontrunner Donald J. Trump…
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