Layth Sihan
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PLANO, Texas — Aging punk Jordie Farmer reportedly shaved down the sides of his back last night, creating a full…
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John Danek
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ATHENS, Ga. — Local man Jackson Green was busted early yesterday morning reading Sum 41’s Wikipedia page when his roommate…
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Eric Navarro
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Gun violence in America is an epidemic and a solution is needed. Gun control advocates recommend banning assault weapons such…
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CHICAGO — A pair of tickets to Riot Fest purchased several months ago is reportedly the only thing keeping local…
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CJ Hernandez
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TOKYO, Japan — In a press release this morning, Sony announced that a new edition of PaRappa the Rapper geared…
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Jeff Cardello
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PHOENIX — The lead guitar tech at Kerry King Guitar Clinic attempted an experimental procedure last night to separate local…
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Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — NOFX frontman “Fat” Mike Burkett held a press conference yesterday to apologize for a series of insensitive…
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Patrick Coyne
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Well it happened again. You’re irrationally angry and contemplating murder. Everyone feels the urge to kill at least once or…
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Gerry Todd
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TUKWILA, Wash. — Tukwila musicians of all genres are mourning today after the town’s only competent drummer, Jeffrey Joyce, announced…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local show’s merch line was held up last night for more than 11 minutes when aging…
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