Peter Woods
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TULSA, Okla. — Local venue owner Michelle Kirk reportedly doubled her gross income by installing a new booth that sells…
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Bobby Korec
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BEACON, N.Y. — A local raccoon known around the neighborhood simply as “that thing in the yard” could not believe…
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Patrick Coyne
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COLLINGSWOOD, N.J. — A local gang of librarians are accused of assaulting homeowner Jessica Wheatley over the installation of a…
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Bobby Korec
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NEW YORK — Local punk band Horny Horny Hippos magically transformed into a supergroup when a spider living in their…
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Matt McInerney
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Metal is all about precision. The meticulousness of a face-melting solo, the accuracy of a complex repeated riff. The exactness…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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SOUTH BEND, Ind. – Notorious asshole Bill Finley was kidnapped in the middle of the night by a disembodied paranormal…
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Zach Raffio
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LAUGHLIN, Nev. — Touring band Jug Blowers attempted to avoid the drama of last year’s disastrous holiday festivities by enacting…
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Tim Nash
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SACRAMENTO — Local post-punk heroes Modern Error have been on the verge of collapse due to lead singer Jeremy Larson…
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Bobby Korec
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SEATTLE — Local guitarist Griffin Barens carefully submerged his soaked amplifier into 10,000 pounds of uncooked rice after playing a…
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