Audrey Vieira
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CRAWLEY, West Sussex — The Cure frontman and monopoly-challenging hero Robert Smith negotiated with Ticketmaster to cancel Morrissey’s planned U.S.…
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Steve Esparra
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Ah, the Garden State. To know her is to marginally tolerate her out of necessity. The taxes, the corrupt politicians,…
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Joe Rumrill
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PRINCETON, N.J. — Top scientists from around the nation are reportedly perplexed beyond belief upon discovering that the band Touchstone…
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Corey Montgomery
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We get it. You love Weezer almost as much as you love fucking. Trying to combine the best of both…
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John Danek
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ELKHART, Ind. — Legendary orchestral instrument manufacturer Selmer announced plans to edge into the metal musician market with the debut…
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Charles Bill
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local dental patient Peter Thomas was in a state of panic recently when his dentist began absolutely…
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Charles Bill
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RICHMOND, Va. — Thrash metal band GWAR was forced to build an immense costume and elaborate backstory for a tambourine…
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Joe Rumrill
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Oftentimes, the problem with punk music made by actual PEOPLE is that those people are so rarely puppets, sitcom characters,…
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Sarah Feliciano
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POMONA, Calif. – Liz Gore, lead vocalist of local death metal band Afterbirth, reportedly slipped into a strained and high-pitched…
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Scott Murray
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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. – Sibling members of local DIY punk band Reserve recently changed their musical style and image after discovering…
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