Bobby Korec
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It’s summer, which means two things: I want to go to a barbecue and I want to do so in…
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TOPEKA, Kan. — Local man Caleb Levine raked in thousands of dollars after setting up a table selling Ween merchandise…
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Jessica Lillian
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CENTRALIA, Wash. — Avid metal fan Andrew Rostburgh is plagued by recurring horrifying dreams in which he’s accidentally naked and,…
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Ted Pillow
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local doom metal aficionado Matt Galloway admitted he prefers to listen to podcasts at a mind-numbing .05x…
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Joe Rumrill
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WAUKEGAN, Mich. — Local shock-rock fixture Andy “Randy Andy” Phantym is reportedly unsure why the many pairs of underwear thrown…
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Rob Steinberg
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The year was 1985. Testicular torsion continued to affect men everywhere without many people understanding what was wrong. Suddenly, one…
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Wyatt Fair
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POMONA, Calif. — Legendary vegan metal band Feral Autopsy absolutely drenched their adoring fans with what was later revealed to…
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CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Local Guitar Center employee Teddy Burns was informed he would be relegated to the store’s desolate lighting…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — Phoebe Bridgers’ fans were overjoyed recently after it was announced the indie artist will spend her upcoming…
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Joe Rumrill
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PETALUMA, Calif. — Show photographer Zach Pleshette experienced a massive stroke of hard luck when he chose to take a…
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