I’m typically a pretty middle-of-the-road person, so just hear me out. I don’t like radical politics and I think if…
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Cory Cousins
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AUSTIN, Texas — A local Iron Maiden T-shirt came to the sudden realization yesterday, to its horror and disgust, that…
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David Britton
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SALINAS, Calif. — Former Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar has discovered a theoretical, second way to rock, following years of…
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Rob Steinberg
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I’ve been doomed upon this fate for many of years. Sure, I may look powerful with my crystal ball and…
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Dan Kozuh
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Really? You want to be that guy with the homemade guitar? Ok, well I’m not going to tell you how…
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Patrick Coyne
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CINCINNATI — 32-year-old claims adjuster Aaron Madson spent the past week listening to classic nü-metal alone in his car “as…
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Cory Cousins
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CLEVELAND — Recently signed hardcore band Pain on Fire discovered this afternoon that their recent promotional photoshoot was marred by…
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Patrick Coyne
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — The guitarist and songwriter of a popular metal band was accused yesterday of using excessive umlauts…
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Dan Kozuh
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MOLINE, Ill. — Touring death metal band Spoilation reportedly wasted little time before eating drummer Vic Walsh after their tour…
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DAYTON, Ohio — Local apartment tenant Adrian Delgado has filed his fifth noise complaint this month with building management, claiming…
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