Patrick Coyne
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August 26, 2018
Well it happened again. You’re irrationally angry and contemplating murder. Everyone feels the urge to kill at least once or…
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Michael Luis
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August 21, 2018
MONTREAL — The internationally-recognized Rodgers-Mayhew Essay Award was given yesterday to SoundMatters99, a Youtube commenter who succinctly dissected the genre…
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I’m typically a pretty middle-of-the-road person, so just hear me out. I don’t like radical politics and I think if…
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Cory Cousins
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July 9, 2018
AUSTIN, Texas — A local Iron Maiden T-shirt came to the sudden realization yesterday, to its horror and disgust, that…
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David Britton
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June 26, 2018
SALINAS, Calif. — Former Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar has discovered a theoretical, second way to rock, following years of…
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Rob Steinberg
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June 19, 2018
I’ve been doomed upon this fate for many of years. Sure, I may look powerful with my crystal ball and…
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Dan Kozuh
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June 11, 2018
Really? You want to be that guy with the homemade guitar? Ok, well I’m not going to tell you how…
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Dan Kozuh
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June 11, 2018
Really? You want to be that guy with the homemade guitar? Ok, well I’m not going to tell you how…
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Patrick Coyne
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May 29, 2018
CINCINNATI — 32-year-old claims adjuster Aaron Madson spent the past week listening to classic nü-metal alone in his car “as…
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Cory Cousins
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May 23, 2018
CLEVELAND — Recently signed hardcore band Pain on Fire discovered this afternoon that their recent promotional photoshoot was marred by…
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