Mark Roebuck
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RACCOON CITY — Albert Wesker, a former commanding officer of the highly decorated Alpha Team of the STARS division of…
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Zoe Grobman
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WASHINGTON — Following a string of other legal concessions in the waning days of his term, President Donald Trump announced…
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Mark Roebuck
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LA PAMPA, Argentina — Donald Trump Jr.’s recent COVID-19 diagnosis has inspired his brother Eric to hunt him for sport,…
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Aaron Weerasinghe
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LOS ANGELES — A heartbroken nation looked on with remorse this afternoon as reports tragically confirmed that the wrong game…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — After initially claiming he was going to hold out until more exclusive next-gen titles became available, President Donald…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — Republicans nationwide are struggling to decipher a cryptic message from Q, the anonymous leader of conspiracy theory QAnon,…
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Andy Holt
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PENNSYLVANIA — Gamer consultants have advised the Trump and Biden campaigns that it’s pointless to spam votes in low-effect areas…
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Hard Drive Staff
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WASHINGTON — Local gamer Stephen Nelson exhaustedly told friends Wednesday night that he is done with participating in the antiquated…
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Saad Khan
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ERIE, Pa. — Local gamer Glenn Rice reportedly purchased both Nate Silver and Nate Gold versions of the 2020 presidential…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin announced on social media today that he failed the viral internet challenge…
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