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Collin Canning • February 7, 2020

BRIGHAM CITY, Utah — Parents of seven and familial strategists Angela and Brent Fuller have been consistently maining their youngest…

Louie Aronowitz • February 7, 2020

MONTREAL — Representatives from Brazzers have confirmed that their highly anticipated nine-part pornographic Star Wars parody series will modify the…

Tyler Simpson • February 6, 2020

Mark Roebuck • February 6, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Famed thespian and total dickhead Bruce Willis will reportedly appear alongside several other interviewees in Good Fellas…

Jay Miller • February 5, 2020

LOS ANGELES — The immortal god of death, the Grim Reaper, is reportedly frustrated with Kirk Douglas fans claiming to…

Grant Mulitz • February 5, 2020

KANSAS CITY — 35-year-old Peter Brydon has been seeing family pediatrician Dr. Richard Cohen, who has had a Nintendo 64…

Mark Roebuck • February 5, 2020

LOTHAL — Just as he and his friends were almost certainly doomed while trying to escape a secret base of…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 4, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Netflix programmers are reportedly working on a new feature that lets viewers just say they’ve already seen…

Rich Marin • February 4, 2020

DES MOINES, Iowa — In a tight caucus match late last night, the DNC pulled out Senator Bernie Sanders' controller…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • February 3, 2020

KANSAS CITY, Miss. — Local rabble rouser and aspiring terrorist Shaun Norris reportedly deleted all of his social media posts…

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