Peter Casciato
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…
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Connor Relyea
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LOS ANGELES — Creators of the new hit cartoon Starlight Mountain recently expressed disappointment that, despite high ratings among toddlers,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is…
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LOS ANGELES — Self-proclaimed cinephile Jordan Akerman, who had previously sworn off games as a lowbrow form of art, is…
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Chandler Dean
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EDMOND, Okla. — Upon directing his hero to talk to a kindly NPC, local gamer Rory Leech was devastated to…
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Mark Roebuck
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AKRON, Ohio — A joy con that was recently mailed back from San Francisco after having some drift issues repaired…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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As television becomes more fractured and confusing in the new decade, it’s important to take a step back and recategorize…
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Adam Martin
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OXFORD, England — Devoted fans of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series have hypothesized that the multiverse contained in the…
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Owen Crowlie
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RIVER CITY— Local gangster Antonio Russo continues to work a low level thug position despite pressures from higher ranking goons…
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Kevin Flynn
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GRAPEVINE, Texas — In an official press release this morning explaining that the new program is for your own good…
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