Dan Luberto
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Alright Craig, I'm saying this for the last time: We ALL KNOW that Oreos are vegan. You can stop mentioning it in…
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Ashley Naftule
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WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama stunned the nation today by promising to pardon all edge breakers before leaving office in…
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NEW YORK -- One commuter’s choice of an organic deodorant last week subjected a crowded, rush-hour subway train to “inhumane”…
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GREENSBORO, N.C. - The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend's refusal to…
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Abram Alguire
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POCONOS MOUNTAINS, Penn. - Former Philadelphia resident and a lifelong follower of the straight edge lifestyle Craig Holden celebrated his…
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Eric Navarro
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SAN FRANCISCO -- The alcohol-fueled street punk band Gutter Scum attempted tactful negotiations last night with ClearlyxStraight, the lone straight…
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The Hard Times Staff
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CLEVELAND -- CM Punk is set to overcome the odds against professional MMA fighter and bully Mickey Gall at UFC…
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Tom Fuller
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PORTLAND, Ore. - Vegan activist and Grant High School freshman Juniper Wood is facing up to three days of detention…
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Ian MacKaye said long ago that straight edge is not a set of rules. So there, it’s settled, He has…
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BRYN MAWR, Pa. -- Doctors report hardline straight edge kid Cody “Tonks” Tonkinson awoke briefly following his sixth day in…
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