Ben Friedman
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April 15, 2024
INDIANAPOLIS — Local man Dave McGrath is clinging to hope that contracting salmonella is part of the process of the…
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Patrick Coyne
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April 14, 2024
HAZELTON, Pa. — Former President Trump took time during a campaign rally to brag about successfully completing another cognitive test…
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James Knapp
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April 13, 2024
TONAWANDA, N.Y. — 39-year-old Kyle Lowe recently began a new and horrifying phase of his adulthood where he now almost…
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ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — President Biden made an attempt to win over Gen Z voters by appearing on stage at…
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Miriam Jayaratna
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April 12, 2024
“The Golden Bachelor” first captured the nation’s heart with a romantic tale of two widowed septuagenarians who were able to…
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Ben Friedman
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April 12, 2024
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A domesticated pig found his life in jeopardy as he began to suspect his punk owner Kevin…
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Jordan Liffengren
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April 12, 2024
LONG BEACH, Calif.—Aspiring musician Keith Brown’s practice space was transformed from a once-fun jam area to an utterly sexless dungeon,…
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Doug Kolic
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April 11, 2024
LAS VEGAS – Former football star and accused double-murderer OJ Simpson took one last instinctual swipe at a blonde nurse…
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James Knapp
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April 11, 2024
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Independent record shop Columbia Flophouse somberly announced the business’s going-out-of-business sale nearly two full weeks before…
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Patrick Coyne
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April 11, 2024
FORT WORTH, Texas — Local masturbator James Matheson was overheard thoughtfully whispering to himself a historical poem about Alexander the…
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