Joe Rumrill
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SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — The professional mutant models used for the halfway points of the “Animorphs” book series covers are…
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Peter Woods
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BETHLEHEM, Pa. — Consumers across the nation broadly agreed that easter candy tastes better than regular candy despite being made…
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Audrey Vieira
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AUSTIN — Local punk Kyle Burnett’s annual Easter egg painting tradition took an interesting turn after he drove to a…
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LOS ANGELES — Local woman Carmen Montozo admitted to knowing intimate details about each dog in her neighborhood while failing…
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Jeff Bender
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local 39-year-old punk Martin Brown finally succumbed to a pair of plush slip-on Skechers walking shoes after…
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James Knapp
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WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump announced his latest merch launch, a $60 Bible that will the Pledge of Allegiance,…
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Reuben Blanchard
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WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court heard arguments for and against a ban on the abortion pill, Tuesday, with the male…
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Kevin Burke
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GLENDALE, Ariz. – Self-proclaimed “free-thinker” Rob Greenfield was spotted motionless at his cousin Jenna’s wedding on Saturday night, even refusing…
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Ben Friedman
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — CEO Steve Westwood of tech juggernaut SnaxR called an emergency all-hands-on-deck meeting to excitedly inform employees…
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Ben Friedman
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Eight-year-old Chase Gibson was optimistic after the dissolution of the polycule that had raised him since birth…
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