Charles Bill
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People always told me to dance like no one was watching. To sing like nobody's listening. But it turns out…
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WASHINGTON — Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly spent the entire night laughing and talking on the phone with former…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden announced he would be scrapping his plans for a reelection campaign citing low ticket sales…
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Alex Vlahov
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden assured the nation of his cognitive faculties by publicly releasing his Highlights magazine “Can You…
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Dan Kozuh
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LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…
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Ben Friedman
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If there’s one thing that drives me crazy it’s when I see other adults break out the tired “kids these…
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CHATHAM, Mass. — Struggling married couple Danny Holland and Mark Brewster admitted they are privately rooting for implementation of Project…
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Trevor Graham
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SEATTLE — Microsoft officials revealed the global internet outage affecting airlines and critical infrastructure systems around the world was caused…
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Stephen Bell
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LEXINGTON, KY. — Lily Jones, personal therapist to resident Alex Hirata, would like him to know that yes it’s okay…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden stood firm in his refusal to step down and issued a long, incoherent, often confusing, warning…
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