Jeff Cardello
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NEWARK - Throughout Doug Harrison’s adult life, he’s been in search of a very good girlfriend. He’s scoured antique stores,…
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Ed Saincome
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OAKLAND, Calif – Local fuck-up, Johnny Fuck-Up, best known for the time he stage dove with a roman candle up…
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Dan Luberto
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TOLEDO, Ohio. - This past Monday, local mom Denise Bloom reportedly asked her son whether or not he "got good…
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NEW LAS VEGAS, Nev. - Local punk Donnie Taylor avoided public humiliation by programming the GPS of his parents’ self-navigating…
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LOS ANGELES -- Trevor Harris, 59, stands in his cramped garage, surrounded by a massive horde of bent, cracked, and completely…
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Crust punks communicate non-verbally in a way that is difficult for "sheeple" to comprehend, so we asked Dr. Malcolm Henderson and…
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Ryan Clark
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. - Last week UC Santa Cruz Entomologist Sara Springer shocked the science community by discovering a new…
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Burlington, VT - Megacrustaladon: A prehistoric ancestor to the modern Crust Punk was, in it's time, the apex predator of…
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BERKELEY, Calif. -- Local crust punk Brad Garnett has taken his vegan activism to the next level, adopting a 100…
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Jeff Cardello
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NANTUCKET, Mass. - The breezy, seaside tranquility of a Nantucket beach was shattered this weekend by the arrival of a rogue…
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