Jordan Breeding
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PARIS — Local legend and longtime Notre-Dame resident Quasimodo will now be known as “The Hunchback of Holiday Inn” after…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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Kyle Erf
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INDIO, Calif. — Urban legends and age-old folklore circulating at this year’s Coachella allege that “abundant, hassle-free” beer awaits revelers…
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Aaron Semer
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BOSTON — Local Skinhead Against Racial Prejudice [SHARP] Matt Pine was overjoyed yesterday for the latest of his countless days…
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Noah Slafer scoured the internet last night to find out whether he should view Julian…
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INDIO, Calif. — Democrats are investigating White House Senior Adviser Jared Kushner for receiving an all-access, VIP pass to Coachella…
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Seth Macy
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LONDON — Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in London this morning on suspicion of leaking the location of a…
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Seth Macy
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LONDON — Wikileaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in London this morning on suspicion of leaking the location of a…
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Brad Skafish
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — High school freshman and self-described punk Michael Wade is calling his family’s upcoming Walt Disney World vacation…
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Lauren Lavín
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Is it just me, or is everyone super bummed about climate change? While the lame-o’s waste their time composting and…
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