Ben Friedman
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INDIO, Calif. — Coachella attendee Kayle Cooper breathed a sigh of relief after discovering the Native American headdress she was…
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Tim Graham
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POTTSTOWN, Pa. — Sarah and Luke Fleming opted to have a child to serve to exempt them from attending any…
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Doug Kolic
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CALGARY, Alberta — A dog cohabitating with some local punks announced that he’s fed up with constantly being falsely accused…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a new program to help boost ICE enlistment numbers by promising to forgive any debt…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump made the bold claim that his economy is “hugely much stronger” than that of the…
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Steve Packosky
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NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the…
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Ryan Sims
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ARLINGTON, Texas — Vice President JD Vance was spotted sign twirling outside of a Tesla dealership today, attempting to convince…
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Matt Husser
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LEXINGTON, Ky. — Self-proclaimed MAGA Christian Cullen Monroe took a moment to remind himself of his core values today with…
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Joe Rumrill
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MACON, Ga. — Local doormat Howard Logue showcased his clear lack of self-confidence by singing only the background vocals of…
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