Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — The Democratic Party announced their plans to respond to recent political upheaval by awarding the Book of the…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial rapper Kanye West interrupted the Best Picture winner on stage at the Academy Awards to say…
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Dan Kozuh
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LOS ANGELES — Local parents Greg and Linda Dwyer reportedly continue to dismiss their son’s filmmaking career by referring to…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…
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Courtney Hill
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LOS ANGELES — A halftime performance by Icelandic post-rock band Sigur Rós led to an unheard of scoreless third quarter…
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Tim Graham
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HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Local dumpster diver Kev Grubbs treated himself to some wet food that was beyond his typical dry…
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David Britton
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MESA, Ariz. — Local kinky couple Charles Huffman and Mallory Moore seemingly got aroused after coercing their friends and family…
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James Webster
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local punk Kevin Wilder admitted he was feeling slightly fatigued after he completed a 5K race during…
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Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — A ceasefire has been reached after tense backstage negotiations at this weekend’s Battle of the Bands,…
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Amy Currul
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TEL AVIV — IDF soldiers and fellow genocidal maniacs alike were excited to witness Israel’s version of Punxsutawney Phil seeing…
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