SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Local maniac Cole Kristoff openly admits he prefers the most recent releases from his favorite metal band…
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Chris Bowen
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January 3, 2023
CHICAGO — Several Doctors at Rochester University School of Health Sciences were left with a few questions Saturday after examining…
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Chris Jones
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January 2, 2023
TOPEKA, Kan. — Local guitarist Austin Henderson is reportedly fed up with his father calling his lifelong dream of making…
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Ted Pillow
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January 2, 2023
LOS ANGELES — A tall, blonde-ish actor with Scandinavian roots based in Hollywood is struggling to remember which Skarsgård family…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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January 1, 2023
CHICAGO — Recovered addict and veteran sober person Anna Caspian is happy with her recent reduction of La Croix consumption…
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Sara Mellas
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December 31, 2022
WHITES CREEK, Tenn. – Local man Cory Romstead opted to ring in 2023 at home high as hell on his…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 30, 2022
BUCHAREST, Romania — Law enforcement officers detaining controversial online influencer, misogynist, and sex trafficker Andrew Tate reportedly keep whispering “big…
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Tim Sheard
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December 30, 2022
PRINCETON, N.J. – Researchers at Princeton University concluded a nearly decade-long project which yielded inconclusive results regarding whether your long-time…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 30, 2022
NASHUA, N.H. — Local punk Andreas Howell expressed dismay that his best days were behind him and lamented the fact…
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Chris Taaffe
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December 30, 2022
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix producers are banging their heads in frustration regarding producer Tim Burton’s insistence that Johnny Depp…
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