Colleen Nerney
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August 31, 2023
BLACK ROCK DESERT, Nev. – Burning Man festival attendee Joshua Lewis recently died onsite due to his utter paranoia that…
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Trevor Graham
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August 31, 2023
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Executives of streaming service Netflix announced they ordered a new season of the hit dystopian anthology…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor, and floundering Republican presidential candidate, Ron DeSantis assured residents the powerful winds from Hurricane Idalia…
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Matt Husser
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August 30, 2023
WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…
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Miriam Jayaratna
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August 30, 2023
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — 34-year-old Ryan Kirkpatrick experienced the thrill of a lifetime when three different people simultaneously reviewed his cover…
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Zac Lux
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August 29, 2023
PALM BEACH, Fla. — East coast Floridians are excited about a new Spirit Halloween opening up at the “old Mar-a-Lago”…
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Xavier Montes
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August 29, 2023
CHICAGO — Mcdonald's is finally honoring beloved musician Wesley Willis by announcing he would be the face of their latest…
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Chris Bowen
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August 29, 2023
CHARLESTON, S.C. — Former singer Jane "Skuz" McMillan of punk band Capitalfister became irate when an appraiser broke the news…
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J. Taylor Lee
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August 28, 2023
WASHINGTON – Several members of the Supreme Court reportedly come together to form a pact, vowing to always be friends…
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Robert John Scucci
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August 28, 2023
SEATTLE – Tyler Moss, the frontman of up-and-coming local grunge revival band Bent Angles raised quite a few eyebrows after…
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