Category: Blog

We Interviewed Weird Al But It Turned Out To Be Nardwuar So We Just Interviewed Him About Weird Al

Jus Kaplan • April 24, 2025

Who doesn’t love “Weird Al” Yankovic? We sure as hell do!  His parodies have poked fun at literal decades of…

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Help! I Fell in Love With a Drummer and Now I’m in a Record Store Explaining to the Cashier Why Carter Beauford Is the Best Musician in Dave Matthews Band

Amy Currul • April 23, 2025

Love makes us do crazy things — run through airports, hold up boomboxes, and sometimes even willingly hang out on…

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Wait What? I Thought This Was an Eric Andre Prank but I Think I Actually Helped Him Kill Someone

Kyle Donley • April 22, 2025

It was unmistakably Eric Andre ordering a Chablis on the rocks next to me at the bar. I’m a pretty…

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Heartbreaking: This Man Wants to Protest Drag Story Hour but He’s Not Allowed Within 100 Feet of a Library

Steve Packosky • April 21, 2025

It seems like everybody these days has a cause that they truly believe in. Whether it’s fighting for a person’s…

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How to Surprise Yourself With a Nice Dinner by Getting High and Forgetting You Made It

Arielle Andreano • April 20, 2025

It’s 4/20, and you’re probably thinking, “Who cares, I already smoke weed every day,” right? Well, what if I told…

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Opinion: Telling People Today Is Hitler’s Birthday and the Columbine Anniversary Is All the High I Need

Dan Rice • April 20, 2025

I don’t mean to come off as preachy or superior, but I’ve always felt sorry for people who need to…

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Opinion: Is This Family MAGA, or Just Blonde?

Peter Ferrarese • April 19, 2025

My family and I love living here in Montclair — there are restaurants for my wife and me, theaters and…

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Opinion: If We’re Going To Ignore Years of Medical Research, We Should at Least Make Cigarettes Healthy Again

Holden Klym • April 18, 2025

Look, I’m not one to complain. For the past sixty years, I’ve been a proud American who’s enjoyed exactly two…

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Opinion: Society Will Still Need Snarky Music Critics After Civilization Collapses

Ben Friedman • April 17, 2025

Unless you’ve been blissfully unaware of any and all current events, this country is fucked. I’m not trying to sound…

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We Interviewed One of Those Guys With a “We the People Are Pissed Off” Flag Outside Their House and It Turns Out He’s So Angry Because “Freaks and Geeks” Was Canceled After Only One Season

Steve Packosky • April 16, 2025

You may think of us as a punk website, but it’s long been our goal to evolve into a source…

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