Whenever I’ve heard “Jolene”, it always triggers some intrusive thoughts. Like if a bank teller can be hot enough to almost tempt someone away from…
As a lifelong punk coming up on my 29th birthday, I’m starting to have a lot of realizations about life: maybe my dad was right…
Well, shit. Your favorite band is coming to Sturgis next week, and you’re not about to let Big Brother keep you from attending just because…
When I got hired as Jack Black’s assistant, I was stoked thinking it would be an easy gig of picking up lunches of gourmet Panda…
Listen, times are tough. Global trade alliances are collapsing, resource scarcity is escalating, and it’s getting harder each day to convince yourself that war is…
The job market is absolutely brutal right now. And when you’re someone like me, who doesn’t have a “bachelor’s degree” in the traditional sense, it…
There I was, minding my own business, walking through the frozen food aisle at Stop & Shop, when the sweet sound of an A chord…
You spent your teen years as far underground as the suburbs would allow. You avoided broadcast radio apart from a static-filled community college radio station,…
For those of you not aware, CBS has just cancelled “The Late Show” a show that has been one of the most-watched late night shows…
It’s no secret that modern life can be profoundly anxiety-inducing. From the rising cost of living to maintaining relationships, one can easily forget how to…
Hey man, thanks for answering my Craigslist ad. The guys are super excited to jam with you. Just one thing, though: I may not have…
I’ve never been great with human people. Maybe that’s why when Spike Jonze released his film “Her” back in 2013, my budding young incel brain…
It’s time to come clean once and for all. The best meal I’ve ever had was the two slices of limp cheese between a couple…
You may find yourself wondering about your loved one who, several years ago, once picked a fight with another emo to defend Daisy. “Is he”…
I recently stumbled upon a video so deranged and unsettling, I could only assume it came from a pile of unlabeled VHS tapes at some…