Page 6 – HARDTIMES

November 13, 2023

TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Collin Pike very briefly filled the gaping hole of emptiness in his life by impulsively…

October 31, 2023

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local vegan child Jackson Lavigne asked his friends if anyone planned to eat the Smarties and that…

October 16, 2023

Hatebreed formed in 1994 and initially spread their brand of baggy-pantsed metalcore from Connecticut all the way to the western…

October 5, 2023

NEW YORK — Longtime Fugazi fan Trent Smith corrected Guy Picciotto on the pronunciation of his own last name after…

October 2, 2023

ORLANDO, Fla. — Local mother Doreen Ludip was shocked and outraged to discover a copy of the “Diary of Anne…

September 10, 2023

Since we’ve already ranked the albums from both Converge and Cave In we thought it only fitting to complete the…

August 31, 2023

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Executives of streaming service Netflix announced they ordered a new season of the hit dystopian anthology…

August 15, 2023

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Aging hardcore guy and noted crowd killer Tom Reilly reportedly received a gold X Swatch for his…

August 10, 2023

If you’ve ever found yourself in a basement show singing along to some possibly bearded band playing upbeat music with…

August 9, 2023

Colorado has a reputation for having a population of active, happy people doing active, happy things in their beautiful state.…