Street by street, block by block, for over thirty years Earth Crisis have sent wave after wave of crushing militant…
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WARWICK, R.I. — Local punk Rich Stoklasa successfully delayed prematurely ejaculating during intercourse with his wife by thinking about every…
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Yo dawg, what’s the 411 with the shorties these days? I was just rolling with the homies and spittin’ mad…
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WRENTHAM, Mass. — Proud death metal fan parents Danica and Brandon Asheim were so excited about their five-year-old son’s first…
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At first glance, the whimsical world of Harry Potter may not seem like a place that would produce fans of…
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I can’t believe that this keeps happening! What are the odds that another Tinder date had to leave in the…
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Ugh, what a bummer. That local vegan restaurant in my neighborhood closed down even though I always thought about going…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled Congressman George Santos says he is not worried about his future as a politician and that he…
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Collin Pike very briefly filled the gaping hole of emptiness in his life by impulsively…
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local vegan child Jackson Lavigne asked his friends if anyone planned to eat the Smarties and that…
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