Tim Sheard, Author at HARDTIMES

June 30, 2021

Glassjaw, the legendary and often imitated New York post-hardcore band, has announced a 20+ year anniversary collection including seminal records…

January 19, 2021

So, you decided to dabble with some ketamine. I really can’t blame you. Sorry horses, Ket isn’t just for you…

July 22, 2020

PROVO, Utah — Devout Christian and former Underøath superfan Liam Beckstead spent the majority of his afternoon yesterday Tweeting death…

April 15, 2020

DES MOINES, Iowa — Members of longstanding nü-metal band Slipknot are facing intense criticism today for refusing to donate their…

February 25, 2020

OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…

February 11, 2020

CONCORD, N.H. — Andrew Yang announced he will be dropping out of the presidential race tonight, but promised to deliver…

November 20, 2019

LOS ANGELES – Molly Connolly, the subject of mid-00s emo band Say Anything’s fan favorite song “Every Man Has a…

March 3, 2017

MIAMI — After a successful cosmetic skin removal surgery, Iggy Pop, the hard-rocking godfather of punk music, announced he plans…

February 17, 2017

WASHINGTON — Following yet another contentious press conference, the White House criticized media outlets across the nation earlier today for…