Nu Metal Bassist Gets All Tangled up in Floppy Detuned Strings
DUBUQUE, Iowa — Bassist Lefty García of the nu metal band Soild became entangled in his dangerously detuned strings at…
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“This is Not My Beautiful House” and 6 Other Warning Signs of Early Onset Dementia
While occasional moments of confusion are common and could be totally innocuous, it is worth exploring whether they could be…
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Nicole Kidman Video About Importance of Scene Unity to Run Before Hardcore Shows
PENSACOLA, Fla. — A group of show promoters commissioned Nicole Kidman to appear in a video similar to her infamous…
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Woman Awakens From Coma With Ability to Understand Converge Vocals
STILLWATER, Okla. — Local woman Jenny Cassavetes was suddenly able to understand words sung by Converge vocalist Jacob Bannon after…
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“The Last of Us” VFX Artist Cites Uncle’s Fucked Up Toe as Inspiration
LOS ANGELES — Lance Martinez, VFX artist for “The Last of Us” cited his uncle’s notoriously disgusting toe as inspiration…
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Every Metallica Album Ranked
Metallica have cemented themselves as one of the greatest heavy metal bands of all time, despite their best efforts to…
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Review: Botch “We Are the Romans”
Each week the Hard Times reflects upon a classic album of yore—this time we’re taking a look at Botch’s mathy-metal…
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New Evidence Suggests Monkey from “Shock the Monkey” and Monkey from “Monkey Gone to Heaven” are Same Monkey
OXFORD, England — Oxford University musicology professor Edward Gosnold discovered new details lending credence to his hypothesis that the subject…
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If You Didn’t Want To Get Crowdkilled, You Shouldn’t Have Stood Next to Me in Line at the Bank While I Was Listening to Madball on My Headphones
Ever go to a hardcore show and see those weaklings standing on the edges of the pit, just begging to…
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Hardcore Toddler at Chuck E. Cheese Stops Playing to Pick up Kid Knocked Down in Ball Pit
NORTH DARTMOUTH, Mass. — Preschool punk Henry Doyle rushed to the aid of little Briana Hamm, who disappeared beneath the…
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