Man Caught Eating Jello on Stage at Pussy Riot Show January 21, 2015 SOLONA BEACH, Calif. -- Social media outlets lit up last night after pictures surfaced of a man in a Dead… Read More →
Kid Standing on Edge of Pit Looking Forward to Emergency Dental Visit January 21, 2015 RICHMOND, Va. -- Kevin Gilligan, 18, is currently standing on the edge of the pit at a hardcore show and… Read More →
HR Gives State of The Scene Address in Motorcycle Helmet January 20, 2015 BANNED IN, D.C -- Punks everywhere were disappointed this evening when HR showed up to his highly anticipated State of… Read More →
Definition of Punk Found in Ancient Manuscript January 20, 2015 DEIR EL-MEDINA, Egypt - A topic of heated debate in most middle schools and message boards might finally be resolved as… Read More →
Ian MacKaye Prepares For Another Long Day of Documentary Interviews January 19, 2015 DISCHORD HOUSE -- Only hours after getting off of his last shift, Ian Mackaye is already preparing for another long… Read More →
Local Hardcore Legend Has Really Shitty Job January 16, 2015 DETROIT -- Mike Avery, the legendary frontman of 90s hardcore band Turnaround has recently been spotted working at a terribly… Read More →
The Five Stages of Hardcore Retirement Planning January 15, 2015 THE SCENE, Hard. -- Too many people think of hardcore retirement as a problem for people in their 30s and… Read More →
Ex-Girlfriend Totally Normal Now January 13, 2015 OLYMPIA, Wash. - Local punk Kyle Watkins, 33, made the startling discovery that his ex-girlfriend Erin McCoy is a completely normal productive… Read More →
Straight Edge Man Involuntarily Following “Don’t Fuck” Rule January 12, 2015 INDIANAPOLIS – Despite his best efforts, local straight-edger Chris Weaton, 23, has been following the “don't fuck” rule laid out in… Read More →
Three Song Demo Unlistenable January 8, 2015 BROOKLYN, N.Y. - Having been a band for only 27 hours, local D-beat band Displaced have recorded a three song… Read More →