Man Acts Like He Is First Person to Hang from Rafters December 24, 2014 LA JOLLA, Calif. -- At a recent benefit show to save the Che Cafe, local man Mike Callahan hung from… Read More →
LIVE BLOG: Anarchist Stuck in Heated Debate with iPhone 6 App “Siri” December 23, 2014 OAKLAND, Calif. -- A local anarchist has been stuck in a heated debate with his iPhone 6 app “Siri” for… Read More →
Your Aunt is “Pretty Much Straight Edge” This Christmas, Too December 22, 2014 SPRINGFIELD, Mo. - You won’t be the only straight edge person around the table this holiday season, because your aunt… Read More →
GG Allin Lookalike Spotted at Every Christmas Tree Lot December 19, 2014 USA - A recent spike in GG Allin sightings has been linked to Christmas tree lots sprouting up around the… Read More →
Metalhead Upset His Band Didn’t Make the CIA’s Torture Playlist December 18, 2014 PHOENIX -- Brian Seymour was visibly upset while handing out his band's CD-R demo near the exit of a local heavy… Read More →
Punks Organize Benefit Show to Fund Future Benefit Shows December 17, 2014 BOSTON -- In a shocking display of preparedness, local hardcore promoter John "Big Red" Davis has decided to preemptively raise… Read More →
OPINION: Son Move Back Home, You Proved Your Point December 16, 2014 Enough is enough. Your mother and I have put up with this for far too long. It is time for… Read More →
Scott Stapp Still In Better Mental State than Local Hardcore Legend December 13, 2014 OAKLAND, Calif. -- Scott Stapp, the Creed vocalist who recently lost touch with reality and thinks the government is after… Read More →
Bill Cosby Accused of Liking The Casualties December 11, 2014 NEW YORK -- The hits just keep coming for Bill Cosby. The 77-year-old comedian's sexual assault scandal worsened Friday when… Read More →
Band Pretty Sure It’s Safe To Park Van Here Overnight December 11, 2014 DETROIT -- Embarking on their first tour, members of ClearlyxStraight are pretty sure it's safe to park their van in… Read More →