Ugly Christmas Sweater Grows Up to be Beautiful Bathrobe
ODENSE, Kan. -- An ugly Christmas sweater has reportedly grown up into a beautiful bathrobe, in what one lucky local…
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Secondary Group Chat Formed to Talk Shit About Member of Original Group
RENO, Nev. -- Several founding members of local group chat “Wild Boyz” have started a new thread dedicated entirely to…
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Band to Reunite and Play 2015 Demo in Its Entirety
PHILADELPHIA -- Founding members of Pennsylvania hardcore band The Truth Between announced a reunion earlier today for a short run…
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Donald Trump Demands Billie Holiday Change Name to “Billie Christmas”
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — President elect Donald Trump announced his intention to end what he perceives as the “liberal elite War…
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Hologram Tupac Seen Alive, Living in Bahamas
THE BAHAMAS -- Hologram Tupac, long believed by friends and family to have ceased to exist years ago, was seen…
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Man’s Break from Internet Does Not Include Hardcore Pornography
SAN FRANCISCO -- Brendan Foster posted on Facebook late last night to state he will be “taking a break from the…
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Why Hasn’t Donald Trump Condemned My Uncle Jason’s Racist Thanksgiving Tirade?
OK -- that's it. I've waited over two weeks, and still nothing? This is getting fucking ridiculous. When is President-Elect…
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5 Bands This Teenager Has Called ‘Gay’
Teenagers are often as ignorant as they are opinionated. In the case of local teenager, Ricky Spencer, homophobic remarks have…
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Failed Sandwich Artist Goes Back to School for Mixology
RICHMOND, Va. -- Following a failed attempt to kickstart a career in sandwich artistry, local man Mike Barkley officially enrolled…
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Beat On The Brat: Hard Times and Punktendo Made A Joey Ramone Video Game
As new media pioneers and the platform for futuristic four-dimensional storytelling, The Hard Times is always seeking new ways to engage and…
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