The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

April 2, 2018

Well, this isn’t good. Coheed Analytica, a data firm out of the United Kingdom that specializes in using people’s emo…

March 24, 2018

WASHINGTON — Leaders of the #AllLivesMatter movement called for an end to March for Our Lives early this afternoon at…

March 18, 2018

SAN FRANCISCO — Local three-legged dog Chester, recently adopted from a nearby no-kill shelter, will live out the rest of…

March 17, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Recent transplant Andre Alvarado was reportedly unsure which merch table was socially acceptable to aimlessly stand by…

March 16, 2018

SAN ANTONIO — Local “good guy” and gun enthusiast Dean Hart admitted today that “constant” rejection and overwhelming loneliness has…

March 12, 2018

PHILADELPHIA — A long-winded and confusing rant last night about gender identity by legendary hardcore frontman Bobbie Bryant was likely…

March 10, 2018

LOS ANGELES — The dilapidated building that provided the backdrop for every promo photo from every hardcore band ever will…

March 9, 2018

ALLSTON, Mass. — Residents of a basement apartment on Gardner Street are counting on a single, $5 tub of spackle…

March 7, 2018

BALTIMORE — Married couple Kenny Wallace and Audrey Tyler are praying to “Christ or whatever the fuck” that the band…

March 6, 2018

RENO, Nev. — Touring hardcore outfit Hammer Envy received a single, damp towel last night to share amongst the four…