Awful Funko Pop Movie That Was Probably In The Works Scrapped After TJ Miller Assault Allegations
It looks like fans of brand synergy will have to wait quite a while for their dream film to see…
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Talking Dead Guest Stopped Watching Show Two Seasons Ago
Shocking revelation alert! Talking Dead guest, Melissa McBride, who plays The Walking Dead’s badass survive-at-any-costs mother figure “Carol,” reportedly stopped…
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Uh, Yeah: Five Things All White Women Besides Me Need to Stop Doing, Thanks
OK, White women besides me, we need to talk: you need to open your eyes and stop. Doing. These. Five.…
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Just Because I Don’t Dress Like It or Go to Shows or Believe In any of the Core Tenets Anymore Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Punk
Look, maybe I don’t dress like it anymore, or go to shows often (or ever), but that doesn’t mean I’m…
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15 Reasons I Don’t Tell People I’m A Squirter
There are a lot of reasons why I don’t tell people I’m a squirter. It’s nothing to be ashamed of,…
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Boycott: I’m Afraid NFL End Zone Celebrations Are Turning My Son Gay
My name is Bert Wilson and I have a message for NFL commissioner Roger Goodell: put an end to all…
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Punk Eagerly Awaits Thanksgiving Tradition of Hiding from Family in Garage
HANSON, Mass. — Local punk Brandon Gardner will continue his annual Thanksgiving tradition of hiding from his family in his…
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Trump Pardons Turkey with Direct Link to Kremlin
WASHINGTON — A new wave of allegations was brought against President Trump today, now under investigation for pardoning a turkey…
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Man Spends $5,000 to Turn Up Whatever Anti-Aliasing Is
MADISON, Wis. — Local gamer Matt Sameson has reportedly spent over $5,000 for the ability to turn up whatever anti-aliasing…
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Climate Change-Fueled Apocalypse in Next Century a Foregone Conclusion, Warns Boring Article
CUPERTINO, Calif. — A climate change-fueled mass extinction event that will wipe 90 percent of the human race off the…
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