The Amazing Influence of Music on Sports
Music and sports are inextricably intertwined. In everyday speak – they go together. If you ever questioned this, consider the…
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The Hard Times Staff — Page 32
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Police Horse Unaware He is One of the Bad Guys
NEW YORK — Police horse Tiny Dancer, a member of the NYPD Mounted Unit, remains completely unaware that trampling protesters…
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Undercover Cop Gives Self Away by Wearing Hatebreed Shirt
NEW YORK — Local undercover cop Daniel Cleary accidentally revealed himself as law enforcement during the protests surrounding the murder…
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Incessant Lounge Music Still Playing in Head Six Days Later
TESUQUE, N.M. — The incessant lounge-style music playing on a loop for nearly forty-eight consecutive hours at a local casino…
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Annoying Drunk Girl at Show Now Just Annoying Drunk Girl at Home
LOS ANGELES — Local woman Mattie Foster, known for her drunken outbursts at shows, is now simply loud and wasted…
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Nation’s Governors Refuse to Lift Restrictions on Your Shitty Band Specifically
WASHINGTON — Governors from all 50 states agreed that shelter-in-place orders would firmly remain on your shitty band as the…
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Experts Predict Co-Quarantined Girlfriend’s Patience Set to Peak in 2-3 Weeks
SEATTLE — A new model from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington shows that…
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Record Collector Spends Entire Stimulus Check on Essential Japanese Import
NASHUA, N.H. — Local record collector Scott Kilduff spent his entire stimulus check on a single Japanese import LP yesterday…
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Short-Staffed Hospital Hires “Enema of the State” Cover Model Janine Lindemulder
WHITTIER, Calif. — Administrators at the grossly understaffed Whittier Hospital Medical Center have hired former adult film performer Janine Lindemulder…
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Trump Displays Overflowing Basket After Demolishing “Low IQ Kids” in Easter Egg Hunt on White House Lawn
WASHINGTON — President Trump showcased his overflowing Easter basket earlier today after outperforming “low IQ” children during the annual Easter…
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