The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

July 29, 2020

WILMINGTON, Del. — Democratic Presidential frontrunner Joe Biden and his staffers were surprised by the results of a recent COVID-19…

July 22, 2020

DEDHAM, Mass. — Local Star Market employee Jimmy West will no longer be applauded for his brave commitment to serving…

June 10, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Legendary pop-punk trio Blink-182 surprised fans by dropping a new, politically-charged single about meeting the girl of…

June 3, 2020

Music and sports are inextricably intertwined. In everyday speak – they go together. If you ever questioned this, consider the…

June 3, 2020

NEW YORK — Police horse Tiny Dancer, a member of the NYPD Mounted Unit, remains completely unaware that trampling protesters…

June 1, 2020

NEW YORK — Local undercover cop Daniel Cleary accidentally revealed himself as law enforcement during the protests surrounding the murder…

May 26, 2020

TESUQUE, N.M. — The incessant lounge-style music playing on a loop for nearly forty-eight consecutive hours at a local casino…

May 21, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Local woman Mattie Foster, known for her drunken outbursts at shows, is now simply loud and wasted…

May 20, 2020

WASHINGTON — Governors from all 50 states agreed that shelter-in-place orders would firmly remain on your shitty band as the…

May 10, 2020

SEATTLE — A new model from the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation at the University of Washington shows that…