The Hard Times Staff, Author at HARDTIMES

November 3, 2020

ABINGTON, Mass. — A local man’s chances of talking to his parents in a civil manner once again is too…

October 22, 2020

LONDON — Oasis founding member Liam Gallagher has tested positive for COVID-19, and is finally willing to reconcile with his…

October 9, 2020

TORONTO, Canada - Thousands of career gamblers faced with the terrifying prospect of actually saving some money for once have…

September 26, 2020

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Local distro owner Andy Klein assured you today that the Pelican “Australasia” record on limited edition orange…

August 27, 2020

WASHINGTON — RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel announced today that the fourth night of the Republican National Convention will feature wall-to-wall…

August 26, 2020

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Callahan’s Casket Emporium will offer a “Back to School Blowout Sale” this year, offering discounts of up…

August 20, 2020

SEATTLE — City Council members announced plans today to use money diverted from the Seattle Police Department to fund a…

August 19, 2020

AUSTIN, Texas — Gov. Greg Abbott signed a new, statewide law today that would mandate each Texan to do their…

August 8, 2020

CHICAGO — Fast food behemoth McDonald’s announced today that they will remove the McRib from their menu worldwide to enable…

July 30, 2020

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Local tattoo artist Mike Lussier ended his self-imposed quarantine yesterday and debuted a plethora of new upside-down…