Desperate Volcano Willing to Accept Virgins Who Have Only Done Butt Stuff
HILO, Hawaii — Active volcano Mauna Loa retracted it’s strict “virgins only” policy last week and is now open to…
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Christian Rock Groupie Waiting Until Marriage to Go Backstage
WATERLOO, Iowa — Christian rock superfan Keri Wilson has resolved not to go backstage after any concerts until she is…
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$8000 Sound Board Won’t Fit in $700 Car
MILWAUKEE — Sound Engineer Quintin Hafner purchased a large-format DiGiCo S31 Digital Mixer yesterday, but was unable to fit the…
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