Married Couple’s Friendsgiving Just the Two of Them
TACOMA, Wash. — Newlyweds Jane and Dalton Davis opted not to travel home for Thanksgiving, choosing instead to host a…
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I Cut Toxic People Out of My Life by Ignoring My Sister Who has Blood Poisoning
These days it’s no secret that self-care is of the utmost importance. Recently, there’s been a lot of talk about…
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Report: This Guy’s Hugs Last Too Long
DETROIT — Local punk Leslie Knight is currently trapped in what she thought was going to be a friendly “hello”…
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Labor Day Hero: Retail Worker Enjoys Extra Three Minutes Pretending to Shit in Bathroom
DENVER — Local retail worker Carson Patterson earned himself a luxurious, three-minute paid vacation for Labor Day by faking a…
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30-Year-Old Still Unsure If They Can Swear in Front of Parents
PHOENIX — Local 30-year-old Arun Sharma tested today whether or not he can use expletives in front of his parents,…
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Juggalo Elder Knows Over 1,000 Uses for Faygo
SPRINGVILLE, Ind. — Renowned Juggalo patriarch Killa Koppafield reportedly knows over 1,000 uses for the various flavors of Faygo, mystified…
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Rude Boy Knows Exactly What to Do for ‘Dancing with the Stars’ Audition
LOS ANGELES — Professional amateur rude boy Devin Taft is confident he’ll nail his “perfect” moves for his upcoming “Dancing…
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Woman at 10-Year High School Reunion Can’t Believe How Old Everyone’s Become
TOLEDO, Ohio — 28-year-old Sammy Warner was shocked last week when attending her 10-year high school reunion by how much…
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Hungover Replacements Horrified to Learn Band Had 40-Year Run
MINNEAPOLIS — Former members of the band The Replacements were mortified to learn this morning, upon finally sobering up after…
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I Survived: My Mic Was Muted for Two Hours and No One Noticed
Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…
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