Taylor Roebuck, Author at HARDTIMES

November 28, 2019

TACOMA, Wash. — Newlyweds Jane and Dalton Davis opted not to travel home for Thanksgiving, choosing instead to host a…

October 1, 2019

These days it’s no secret that self-care is of the utmost importance. Recently, there’s been a lot of talk about…

September 11, 2019

DETROIT — Local punk Leslie Knight is currently trapped in what she thought was going to be a friendly “hello”…

September 2, 2019

DENVER — Local retail worker Carson Patterson earned himself a luxurious, three-minute paid vacation for Labor Day by faking a…

August 17, 2019

PHOENIX — Local 30-year-old Arun Sharma tested today whether or not he can use expletives in front of his parents,…

August 3, 2019

SPRINGVILLE, Ind. — Renowned Juggalo patriarch Killa Koppafield reportedly knows over 1,000 uses for the various flavors of Faygo, mystified…

June 22, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Professional amateur rude boy Devin Taft is confident he’ll nail his “perfect” moves for his upcoming “Dancing…

February 20, 2019

TOLEDO, Ohio — 28-year-old Sammy Warner was shocked last week when attending her 10-year high school reunion by how much…

January 23, 2019

MINNEAPOLIS — Former members of the band The Replacements were mortified to learn this morning, upon finally sobering up after…

December 5, 2018

Heart palpitations. Cold sweats. “Why is no one listening to me?” I wondered to myself, rifling through a mental rolodex…