WASHINGTON — Experts at the Department of Education (DoE) have issued a dire warning that further cuts to their institution…
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LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine suggested starting a “supergroup” with Metallica members James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Robert…
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MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Summarizer Google AI Overview self-destructed after a search for “2024 election Texas” returned an image of…
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TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…
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I still remember it to this day. I was sitting in homeroom, bored out of my fucking mind, when I…
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DENVER — A devastating 12-1 loss incurred by the Colorado Rockies at the hands of the Milwaukee Brewers was completely…
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Well, shit. Your favorite band is coming to Sturgis next week, and you’re not about to let Big Brother keep…
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PUEBLO, Colo. — Metalhead James Kingor concluded that it’s just easier to let his family think he’s goth instead of…
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Hey man, thanks for answering my Craigslist ad. The guys are super excited to jam with you. Just one thing,…
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WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…
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