Having grown discontent with the drudgery of modern-day life we decided to move out to the country to eat a…
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SEATTLE – An enormous black hole sun capable of devouring the entire world and casting it into the void would…
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In Green Day’s song “Longview,” singer Billy Joe Armstrong makes reference to masturbating until it loses its fun. We decided…
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CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local graphic designer Sam Davis regretted ever mentioning that he’s never seen “Star Wars” after being…
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PHILO, Ohio — Local 8th grader and “true” punk Tim Krenalka reportedly knows his geography pretty well, but refuses to…
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LANCASTER, Penn. — Local punk Jason Harris was disappointed that he is unable to bond with his father over their…
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SYDNEY — An enlightening new study from researchers at The University of Sydney found that the majority of sea turtles…
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SALEM, Ore. — Metalhead and biology lab technician Chris Mathes once again cut the fingertips off his safety gloves despite…
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When we saw that this beautiful German Shepherd named Rory was going to be retired by the police department, we…
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Jason Kuebler has been my worst enemy for as long as I can remember. Getting bullied by him starting in…
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