When I look in the mirror, I didn’t always like what I see. Sure there are things to like, but none of those things are…
Dude, sick! Local reports are coming in that this bro Darren Serling got diagnosed with depression, which is super bogus, but get this! Our fact-checker…
WASHINGTON — Republican Party sources claimed today that they are in possession of a potentially damning episode of “Room Raiders” featuring Democratic Presidential candidate Joe…
Hi. It’s me, your friend on Facebook who sends you articles about mindfulness. I hope you’re having a good day. Actually, I insist you have…
A lot of people seem to have forgotten but there was a time when “The Anthem” meant something in this country. Specifically, that time was…
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local mother Kerry Mendez happily spent an hour of her Sunday afternoon last week resewing a “Fuck Authority” patch to her daughter’s…
BROOKLYN — Casual sex enthusiast Steve Searcy revealed today that his recent Tinder date Monica Preston seemed to have “more of a Bumble thing going…
IRVINE, Calif. — Youth pastor Doug McCabe casually mentioned yesterday that he had a friend who was “a real punk rocker, and his name is…
There’s been a lot of talk about gun control and I’m open-minded enough to admit that both sides make compelling points. Therefore, rather than rashly…
PITTSBURGH — Grindcore band Visceral Womb will embark on a two-day, 50 city-tour in support of their new 65-song LP Biological Excrement Afterbirth, sources confirmed…
If you’re like me, you’re always looking for that perfect pre-show meal. The kind of order that says, “I really hate my body, but I…
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Look, we’ve all thought about it. Surely, you have too. That’s why you’re reading this. Aren’t you tired of standing in the back of small…
SOMERVILLE, Mass. — The long-awaited reunion of seminal Northeast emo outfit The Silver Hour ran into a scheduling conflict as the bar area of the…
HEY THERE UNFORMED MOUNDS OF CLAY! MY NAME IS STEVE AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RISING ABOVE AND SEIZING THE MOMENT…