Eat Metal: 5 Fast Food Combos That Add up to $6.66 April 5, 2017 If you’re like me, you’re always looking for that perfect pre-show meal. The kind of order that says, “I really… Read More →
I Think My Son Steven Reads This Website and We Just Want Him to Know We Love Him March 6, 2017 Greetings punksters, Thank you for taking the time to read this web log on TheHardTimes Internet website. I have seen… Read More →
How to Kill Your Rhythm Guitarist So You Don’t Have to Play Bass Anymore December 30, 2016 Look, we’ve all thought about it. Surely, you have too. That’s why you’re reading this. Aren’t you tired of standing… Read More →
Emo Band Reunion Interrupted by Impromptu High School Bully Reunion November 30, 2016 SOMERVILLE, Mass. — The long-awaited reunion of seminal Northeast emo outfit The Silver Hour ran into a scheduling conflict as… Read More →
I Tried the Henry Rollins Fitness Plan for 30 Days and Now I Can’t Stop Yelling September 27, 2016 HEY THERE UNFORMED MOUNDS OF CLAY! MY NAME IS STEVE AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RISING… Read More →
Mom Likes Band But Doesn’t Understand Why You Need All The Screaming August 13, 2016 NEW LONDON, Conn. — After seeing her son Jimmy’s band, The Worn Path, play at the Waterford VFW for the… Read More →
All Sex Canceled April 21, 2016 BREAKING: The beloved love-making act known as sex, widely influential on a wide variety of music genres, has been unilaterally… Read More →
Hot Girls from Other High School Coming to Show, According to Your Friend Who Always Says That January 28, 2016 WESTBORO, Mass. – According to the latest report from the same person who tells you this every single time, your… Read More →